I have come ...

I have come to the realization that two things happen when I drink martini's: I make bad choices, and I make worse choices.there is more to come...This is the only thing in the news:You too can cut off your toes for high fasion:http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/07/health/07FOOT.html?ex=1071378000&en=02b427cf212c36d5&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE

Cakeeaterscum

Two themed parties in one night...what to do?Jon: Eat pie because fat girls have fun, and all they eat is pie. dont' eat cake.

I can't d...

I can't do morning radio anymore. I have to stay up to late the night before and wake up to early which makes me groggy and incohearant. Plus the callers in the morning are crazyier than the ones in the afternoon, I was talking aobut the Kenedy Assasination and harry calls (as he always does) and goes on and on about "the war agaist Islam." The connection is clear between these two if you look at the buvarian illuminati. I need more funk for tonight...

If...

If you read my live journal entries close enough, I garuntee that each one will reveal to you the secret burial location of Jimmy Hoffa. Honest...Yesterday I ate two Parfait's in the silo and had a fantastic time at Club 21. Today I closley examined the texture of my shower wall and realized that I have no topics for my 8:30 AM radio show. If you want actual liberal bias in your media...i got it right here... Of course instead of prepping or finding a guest tonight I am going to Spike and Mikes with the Divine Ms. W. Odds are after that I will spend a few more hours staring at my cieling listening to Amiee Mann ad nasuem. I look forward to another party production put on by rob roy. I am going to have to make up my own villian; I am thinking something along the lines of "the golfer" or something, I don't really know.If you want more news than this tune in tomorrow damnit...It was a fake bird!:http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A33090-2003Dec3?language=printer

I actually told so...

I actually told some girl to "rock on" today...I think something is wrong.

Things are g...

Things are getting better since my thanksgiving. Why, today the bus driver even asked me how my day was going, athought I ened up sitting next to a woman who smelled like cat food. My origional intention was to have a "Da-Da" german impresionistic art day where I dressed in all black and talked about the futility of modern life, instead I showed up at school dressed like I was in The Strokes. I proceeded to do nothing productive for 6 hours. Last night Bob and Wini and I went to Arden Fair and a bookstore on 21st street, which was splendid. I ran into Jimmy at some highend store that sold a bunch of Jackie-O Pink Coats. Which was completly random and unexpected, but he seemed happy to see me. He asked for my number again. We'll see if anything materializes. I've just been cast in a modern dance number that will start in the spring and am on my way to make quesadillas.Abrieveiated News Round UpThis safe was fucking huge:http://www.chicoer.com/Stories/0,1413,135~25088~1805721,00.htmlBush wants up back on the moon:http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/powell200312030858.asp

Richard ...

Richard Nixon wrote after Watergate that "I gave them a sword, and they stuck it in." The W.A.S.P.'s were out in full force this thanksgiving, white wine, dry conversations, dry turkey, and conservative white whinning. Being the consumate college left leaning radical I am I showed up in a Pink Shirt, Aviator sunglasses and proceded to drink heavily and talk about gay marriage. It was a one sided disucssion, in that I was the only side talking.I'm begining it think this was a little to passive agressive. I gave them a few hints about my lifestyle and they were stuck right back into me, rather painfully. is all this stabbing imagrey to emo?Anyways. The grand highlight of the holiday was George Bush's Top Secret 007 midnight flight to the troops in Bahgdad. (http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2003/11/27/20031127_225205_flashbb.htm) Can't you just seem him sitting there with the troops; "gee, i'm awfully sorry about all those crazy islamophiles trying to kill you, but hey, Laura made these great fixens!" The media is playing it up like W. is some kind of secret agent. Hey if it is all some Bond film, doesn't that make Cheeny 'M' and condi rice 'moneypenny'? This was all brought to by the same people who made up the jessica lynch story, and the WMD hoax and dressed W. up in that flight suit. Read into all this: Karl Rove is an evil genius. Here is your news roundup:Iraq:http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1097902,00.htmlI don't know where i stand on this:http://www.sacbee.com/content/politics/story/7883417p-8822130c.htmlJohn Ashcroft is going to get upset again: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A26814-2003Dec1?language=printer