Tune in.

I realized why I go to Univeristy: Because normal people can't figure out how to unlock their gas tanks. So i'm in hamiliton city(this little almond growing ghetto outside of chico) getting gas and trying to get to davis on time and this middleaged guy calls me over and asks me to help him get his gas tank unlocked. I watch him for 5 minutes struggle with the damn thing before I sugest he turn the key the other way. badabing-problem solved. I'm going to popscene tonight, even though I have a radioshow at 8:30 tomorrow morning. In the name of selflish self promotion you too can tune to 90.3 kdvs and listen to me rant about how we are all bound for hell unless we repent our sinful ways. no seriously. the show is about politics. you should listen. and call in.Its like Limbaugh, only sober and gay.

14 days.

STVino: yeah...I think i'll just have to say "mom dad i'm gay."STVino: and just stare at themorderofkali: hmmmorderofkali: or you could say that you like cock in large ammounts, or many little ones all at onceSTVino: lolSTVino: well, all i know is that I have to do it before the new year for the spell to be broken.orderofkali: spell?orderofkali: will you then turn back into a conservative?possibly.

Effeminite Indie Squad...ATTACK!

I woke up this morning in a bit of a panic. 1) My grades are going to be remarkably underpar 2)I don't have a guest for my radio show friday morning and Free Speach Radio News is having all kinds of problems at KDVS. And most imporantly 3) I haven't gotten around to last years New Years resolution of telling my parents i'm gay. (thanksgiving passive agressive attempted ended rather anti-climaticially.) So how does a closeted unacademic shitty news director who is stone cold sober deal with his problems?Well, i've taken two approaches. First, I threw myself into the kitchen and made 5 Creme Brules with the help of my mom. when that didn't seem to work, I ate the creme brule for lunch and went out to the shooting range. Yes, the shooting range. I'm actually a pretty good shot, but whenever I aim for the head on the target I end up blowing giant holes in the neck. My new plan is to start the "effeminte indie guy squad" it would be something like the Mod-squad, but instead the Effem-indie guy squad would fight crime either by shooting people in the neck, or just confusing them with bands they have never heard of before burrying them in ironic thrift store shirts and deisel jeans. Things are kind of out of balance today. The one person in chico who I really need to talk to and see is no-where to be found. I think I am just going to rake some leaves.

You are a De...

You are a Deconstructionist Weirdo. Althoughostensibly originating with Derrida, thetheories of your particular school have longsince passed beyond intellegibillity; half thetime you don't even understand what you'resaying anymore. That's okay, though. You're alot more fun to party with than a bunch ofstodgy new historicists. What kind of postmodernist are you!? brought to you by QuizillaMost posting later.