Tune in.

I realized why I go to Univeristy: Because normal people can't figure out how to unlock their gas tanks. So i'm in hamiliton city(this little almond growing ghetto outside of chico) getting gas and trying to get to davis on time and this middleaged guy calls me over and asks me to help him get his gas tank unlocked. I watch him for 5 minutes struggle with the damn thing before I sugest he turn the key the other way. badabing-problem solved. I'm going to popscene tonight, even though I have a radioshow at 8:30 tomorrow morning. In the name of selflish self promotion you too can tune to 90.3 kdvs and listen to me rant about how we are all bound for hell unless we repent our sinful ways. no seriously. the show is about politics. you should listen. and call in.Its like Limbaugh, only sober and gay.

14 days.

STVino: yeah...I think i'll just have to say "mom dad i'm gay."STVino: and just stare at themorderofkali: hmmmorderofkali: or you could say that you like cock in large ammounts, or many little ones all at onceSTVino: lolSTVino: well, all i know is that I have to do it before the new year for the spell to be broken.orderofkali: spell?orderofkali: will you then turn back into a conservative?possibly.

Effeminite Indie Squad...ATTACK!

I woke up this morning in a bit of a panic. 1) My grades are going to be remarkably underpar 2)I don't have a guest for my radio show friday morning and Free Speach Radio News is having all kinds of problems at KDVS. And most imporantly 3) I haven't gotten around to last years New Years resolution of telling my parents i'm gay. (thanksgiving passive agressive attempted ended rather anti-climaticially.) So how does a closeted unacademic shitty news director who is stone cold sober deal with his problems?Well, i've taken two approaches. First, I threw myself into the kitchen and made 5 Creme Brules with the help of my mom. when that didn't seem to work, I ate the creme brule for lunch and went out to the shooting range. Yes, the shooting range. I'm actually a pretty good shot, but whenever I aim for the head on the target I end up blowing giant holes in the neck. My new plan is to start the "effeminte indie guy squad" it would be something like the Mod-squad, but instead the Effem-indie guy squad would fight crime either by shooting people in the neck, or just confusing them with bands they have never heard of before burrying them in ironic thrift store shirts and deisel jeans. Things are kind of out of balance today. The one person in chico who I really need to talk to and see is no-where to be found. I think I am just going to rake some leaves.

You are a De...

You are a Deconstructionist Weirdo. Althoughostensibly originating with Derrida, thetheories of your particular school have longsince passed beyond intellegibillity; half thetime you don't even understand what you'resaying anymore. That's okay, though. You're alot more fun to party with than a bunch ofstodgy new historicists. What kind of postmodernist are you!? brought to you by QuizillaMost posting later.

detox

I am the only person -ever- who comes to Chico to sober up. News Roundup.Krugman on war profiteering:http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/16/opinion/16KRUG.html?n=Top%2fOpinion%2fEditorials%20and%20Op%2dEd%2fOp%2dEd%2fColumnistsStrom Thurmond:http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3722905/Oh this things I could do with this, A George Bush action figure and an Ann Coulter death barbie: http://www.local6.com/news/2707604/detail.htm

Ahhh, Rhetoric

Holy J. Edgar Hoover! The liberals (pronounced 'Lib-rools' by oxycontined out republican talk show hosts) are out of get us! Look over these things to make sure you are a god fearing bible thumping conservative. You may be a conservative if you think the Dixie Chicks pose a threat to national security. You may be a conservative if you think that the media covering the 25 million people in South Africa with AIDS shows their "liberal bias"You may be a conservative if you support banning gay marriage because it would destroy the sanctity and legitimacy of marriage among heterosexuals. Even if more than 5 out of 10 marriages end in divorce. You may be a conservative if place the word freedom infront of every food that starts with F. Freedom Filets, Freedom Falafel, etc...You may be conservative if you think the first president in U.S. history to go AWOL and cut veterans benefits can be a “war hero” because he plays dress up. You may be conservative if you are part of the 50% of Americans who falsely believe at least one of the 9/11 highjackers was Iraqi. You may be a conservative you support "getting tough on drugs" but are silent when it is revealed Limbaugh was dealing pills in the thousands. You may be conservative if you think Toby Keith is REAL country music. You may be a conservative if you think God put George W. Bush in the White House.You may be conservative if you go on and on about “the land of the free” but insist on banning a made for T.V. movie on Ronald Reagan. You may be conservative if you insist on naming everything you see after Ronald Reagan. You may be conservative if you cannot read the words “Congress will pass no law regarding the establishment of religion” printed right at the top of the constitution, in BIG LETTERS. You may be conservative if you feel your brand of morality is suited just fine for everyone else. You may be a conservative if you oppose abortion rights but never adopt the child of a crack addict. You may be conservative if you think invading Iraq has actually improved the United States image in the middle east. You may be conservative if you think Ronald Reagan was the son of god, even when he did that pesky sale of weapons of mass destruction to Iran to finance death squads in central America. You may be conservative if you think macarthyism was simply misunderstood. Finally, You may be a conservative if you find oral sex in the oval office impeachable, but do not think that leading a country to war on false pretenses is. By the way...how did our oil get under their soil?

Sure.

What Famous Leader Are You?

To Review.

I haven't posted in such a long time (Four Days being a long time in Live Journal time) because I actually haven't a had a chance to sit down and examine everything I have done, some things may either be ommited to protect the innocent or are simply blocked out my memory. First let me say that instead of a wino or Gin-lush i have decided I am a Plumo. Given my recent taste for Choya, a japense plum wine. Thursday: Choya + Popscene + revival dancing with winichen and lisa lee + my girlscouts t-shirt= fullfillment of all of my go-go indie curcuit boy fantasys. Inside joke:magayver.Friday: Azver came over and we drank martinis. At a going away party for Rachel at Fuzio's I ordered a fugi apple and Proschuitto sandwhich which ended up tasting like spam and saucing apples. Later in the evening, after more choya, Nick, Kevin, Lisa , Nicoli, Jon and Iwent to KDVS and listened to "the sounds of Japense doomsday cults" and "peaches" with ben duax until 4 in the morningI'm affraid this Live Journal is turning more into a laundry lists of "things I did" Which was not my original intention. Oh well. Saturday: Lisa and I broke into Wellman (maybe that sounds a little to dramatic than it actually was) and watched "400 Blows." This is the most french movie I have ever seen in my life. EVER. The futility of modern existance is summed up in the end by the main character running to the ocean, and stoping. This is it. nothing is resolved. the little french boy runs to the ocean, the end.Later, We threw a french party, consisting of baguette, bri, smoked salmon and white wine. After healthy dose of elitism, I got drunk and wound up at jon's. Like we didn't see that one coming.Today I ice skated and came home to chico. oh and if you have been living in a cave, much like saddam hussien has been for the past 6 months, you may not have heard that he is captured.

Oye Vey

What do I look like? Fucking Yentil?So we go to club 21 tonight, which was a welcome change from sitting around my apartment starring at my sociology book. I took a cigarete break, in that disgusting brick smoking hallway:Some Random Ass Disgusting 35 Year Old: Are you Jewish?Steven:Ethnically...yes...SRAD35YO: Want to make out?Steven:ummm...no.SRAD35YO: Want me to buy you a drink?Steven: Not really no.SRAD35YO:You sure you don't want to make out?Steven: yes.Steven: What made you think I looked jewish?SRAD35YO:You looked innocent. not a few minutes go by before this shirtless pooka shell wearing fetus walks into the hallway and inches his way towards me.Fetus: Whats your name?Steven: KennyFetus: Ohhhh, I'm [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<awkward [...] pause,>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]What do I look like? Fucking Yentil?So we go to club 21 tonight, which was a welcome change from sitting around my apartment starring at my sociology book. I took a cigarete break, in that disgusting brick smoking hallway:Some Random Ass Disgusting 35 Year Old: Are you Jewish?Steven:Ethnically...yes...SRAD35YO: Want to make out?Steven:ummm...no.SRAD35YO: Want me to buy you a drink?Steven: Not really no.SRAD35YO:You sure you don't want to make out?Steven: yes.<awkward pause>Steven: What made you think I looked jewish?SRAD35YO:You looked innocent. <cringe and walk away down the hallway>not a few minutes go by before this shirtless pooka shell wearing fetus walks into the hallway and inches his way towards me.Fetus: Whats your name?Steven: KennyFetus: Ohhhh, I'm <i forgot already><awkward pause, lots of nodding>Fetus: are you jewish?Steven:argghhhh<walk away>Dancing with mildly attractive friend of a friend from highschoolGuy:you coming to chico for passover?Other than that I had a good time, inspite of the emotional fireworks that exploded outside of the club. I know i'm sounding rather bitchy and irritated right now, but infact I am anything but those things. Try New And Improved Steven(trademarked) now with more argyle and peace of mind. There is a white russian in my kitchen, sadly it isn't Dina...I MAY throw a christmas party on sunday...its still up in the air...

Members Only Please

You're "Melt With You" by Modern English. || Which 80s Song Are You? || brought to you by QuizillaI don't know how I feel about this, but atleast I didn't get anything by Springstine or however you spell that assholes name. I'm actually feeling suprisingly 80's today, maybe it was just how Wini dressed at lunch or the Morrissey, but I came home and put on my Members Only jacket. I recently found "Republican Presidental Task Force" Faux-gold medallion coin in a box of my great-grandmas things. I don't know what the "Republican Presidential Task Force" did or why my great grandma was involved in it. As far as i can remember, she never mentioned that she was involved in selling arms illegally to Iran to fund covert operations and death squads in Centeral America, but i could be wrong. I must study for sociology now so I can go to Club 21 tonight...An interesting editorial on Hillaryhttp://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/08/opinion/08SAFI.html?n=Top%2fOpinion%2fEditorials%20and%20Op%2dEd%2fOp%2dEd%2fColumnistsNixon Stuff:http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/12/10/national1128EST0597.DTL&type=printable

Sparse Is Good.

-Insert generic complaints about finals here-Today I saw a woman caught in a stuggle of life and death with a ketchup bottle, the ketchup won. I feel like a rhinestone cowboy...In the news:YOU MUST READ THESE ARTICLES!And you thought deregulating the energy markets was bad....http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1103566,00.htmlOIL OIL OILhttp://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/120303_bottom_barrel.html

Many Ant...

Many Anthropologists have argued that the main reason language developed was so that early humans could actually communicate with one another about someone else, and thus gain an advantage over said person. Basically the theory is that we have language because of gossip. Unfortunately, humans have further complicated this biological function through the development of Live Journals, Instant Messenger, A self indulgent culture of "I", Contraceptives that allow for more sex partners and most importantly, alcohol. Consequently, modern man is in a situation much like my weekend, overloaded. The question I am left with is: was all this stuff really a result of nature(that is biology) or would people prefer to nurture it in themselves? Anyways I woke up Sunday morning and made a gigantic flow chart, and realized how insanely interconnected all the gay men are in Davis. It is on my wall, you can come by and add names and lines if you want. All that said, There were many fantastic highlights this weekend; Wini's "we bang" costume, "Peeps" at spike n mikes, getting to know Lisa Lee, The KDVS dance party, getting Boaba(spelling) with Bob, shopping with Amie and Jordan for my "9 Iron" costume, making a costume change at robs for the funk party(my costume was kind of a color coordinated cokehead), and the general drunken comradery of everyone around me. I’ve been told I fell over a few times. Which would explain the bruises on my arms. oh shit...I'm enrolled in school, i probably should try ot study

I have come ...

I have come to the realization that two things happen when I drink martini's: I make bad choices, and I make worse choices.there is more to come...This is the only thing in the news:You too can cut off your toes for high fasion:http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/07/health/07FOOT.html?ex=1071378000&en=02b427cf212c36d5&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE

Cakeeaterscum

Two themed parties in one night...what to do?Jon: Eat pie because fat girls have fun, and all they eat is pie. dont' eat cake.

I can't d...

I can't do morning radio anymore. I have to stay up to late the night before and wake up to early which makes me groggy and incohearant. Plus the callers in the morning are crazyier than the ones in the afternoon, I was talking aobut the Kenedy Assasination and harry calls (as he always does) and goes on and on about "the war agaist Islam." The connection is clear between these two if you look at the buvarian illuminati. I need more funk for tonight...

If...

If you read my live journal entries close enough, I garuntee that each one will reveal to you the secret burial location of Jimmy Hoffa. Honest...Yesterday I ate two Parfait's in the silo and had a fantastic time at Club 21. Today I closley examined the texture of my shower wall and realized that I have no topics for my 8:30 AM radio show. If you want actual liberal bias in your media...i got it right here... Of course instead of prepping or finding a guest tonight I am going to Spike and Mikes with the Divine Ms. W. Odds are after that I will spend a few more hours staring at my cieling listening to Amiee Mann ad nasuem. I look forward to another party production put on by rob roy. I am going to have to make up my own villian; I am thinking something along the lines of "the golfer" or something, I don't really know.If you want more news than this tune in tomorrow damnit...It was a fake bird!:http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A33090-2003Dec3?language=printer

I actually told so...

I actually told some girl to "rock on" today...I think something is wrong.

Things are g...

Things are getting better since my thanksgiving. Why, today the bus driver even asked me how my day was going, athought I ened up sitting next to a woman who smelled like cat food. My origional intention was to have a "Da-Da" german impresionistic art day where I dressed in all black and talked about the futility of modern life, instead I showed up at school dressed like I was in The Strokes. I proceeded to do nothing productive for 6 hours. Last night Bob and Wini and I went to Arden Fair and a bookstore on 21st street, which was splendid. I ran into Jimmy at some highend store that sold a bunch of Jackie-O Pink Coats. Which was completly random and unexpected, but he seemed happy to see me. He asked for my number again. We'll see if anything materializes. I've just been cast in a modern dance number that will start in the spring and am on my way to make quesadillas.Abrieveiated News Round UpThis safe was fucking huge:http://www.chicoer.com/Stories/0,1413,135~25088~1805721,00.htmlBush wants up back on the moon:http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/powell200312030858.asp

Richard ...

Richard Nixon wrote after Watergate that "I gave them a sword, and they stuck it in." The W.A.S.P.'s were out in full force this thanksgiving, white wine, dry conversations, dry turkey, and conservative white whinning. Being the consumate college left leaning radical I am I showed up in a Pink Shirt, Aviator sunglasses and proceded to drink heavily and talk about gay marriage. It was a one sided disucssion, in that I was the only side talking.I'm begining it think this was a little to passive agressive. I gave them a few hints about my lifestyle and they were stuck right back into me, rather painfully. is all this stabbing imagrey to emo?Anyways. The grand highlight of the holiday was George Bush's Top Secret 007 midnight flight to the troops in Bahgdad. (http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2003/11/27/20031127_225205_flashbb.htm) Can't you just seem him sitting there with the troops; "gee, i'm awfully sorry about all those crazy islamophiles trying to kill you, but hey, Laura made these great fixens!" The media is playing it up like W. is some kind of secret agent. Hey if it is all some Bond film, doesn't that make Cheeny 'M' and condi rice 'moneypenny'? This was all brought to by the same people who made up the jessica lynch story, and the WMD hoax and dressed W. up in that flight suit. Read into all this: Karl Rove is an evil genius. Here is your news roundup:Iraq:http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,1097902,00.htmlI don't know where i stand on this:http://www.sacbee.com/content/politics/story/7883417p-8822130c.htmlJohn Ashcroft is going to get upset again: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A26814-2003Dec1?language=printer

All The Davis That's Fit To Post

Alright so I am just starting to Live Journal, and suprise, here is my first entry. I'm shooting to create something that mixes little ammusing tidbits of my personal life with my views on current events and any interesting news stories happening on campus. And yes Rachel, if I rescue orphans you can read about it here first. Here are a few news stories and commentaries that caught my eye, I though you might find them interesting. The Recent Miami Protests:http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1093185,00.htmlSure, Research is imporant. But why do student fee's go up and U.C. Davis recieves 8 Million dollars from the federal government for Defense research along with other huge grants from the state:http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=6773Another bizarre,tragic and mildly funny argument for changing our nations drug laws:http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2003/11/20/national1020EST0548.DTLThis is all for now. Goodnight.