Oye Vey

What do I look like? Fucking Yentil?So we go to club 21 tonight, which was a welcome change from sitting around my apartment starring at my sociology book. I took a cigarete break, in that disgusting brick smoking hallway:Some Random Ass Disgusting 35 Year Old: Are you Jewish?Steven:Ethnically...yes...SRAD35YO: Want to make out?Steven:ummm...no.SRAD35YO: Want me to buy you a drink?Steven: Not really no.SRAD35YO:You sure you don't want to make out?Steven: yes.Steven: What made you think I looked jewish?SRAD35YO:You looked innocent. not a few minutes go by before this shirtless pooka shell wearing fetus walks into the hallway and inches his way towards me.Fetus: Whats your name?Steven: KennyFetus: Ohhhh, I'm [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<awkward [...] pause,>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]What do I look like? Fucking Yentil?So we go to club 21 tonight, which was a welcome change from sitting around my apartment starring at my sociology book. I took a cigarete break, in that disgusting brick smoking hallway:Some Random Ass Disgusting 35 Year Old: Are you Jewish?Steven:Ethnically...yes...SRAD35YO: Want to make out?Steven:ummm...no.SRAD35YO: Want me to buy you a drink?Steven: Not really no.SRAD35YO:You sure you don't want to make out?Steven: yes.<awkward pause>Steven: What made you think I looked jewish?SRAD35YO:You looked innocent. <cringe and walk away down the hallway>not a few minutes go by before this shirtless pooka shell wearing fetus walks into the hallway and inches his way towards me.Fetus: Whats your name?Steven: KennyFetus: Ohhhh, I'm <i forgot already><awkward pause, lots of nodding>Fetus: are you jewish?Steven:argghhhh<walk away>Dancing with mildly attractive friend of a friend from highschoolGuy:you coming to chico for passover?Other than that I had a good time, inspite of the emotional fireworks that exploded outside of the club. I know i'm sounding rather bitchy and irritated right now, but infact I am anything but those things. Try New And Improved Steven(trademarked) now with more argyle and peace of mind. There is a white russian in my kitchen, sadly it isn't Dina...I MAY throw a christmas party on sunday...its still up in the air...