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If you read my live journal entries close enough, I garuntee that each one will reveal to you the secret burial location of Jimmy Hoffa. Honest...Yesterday I ate two Parfait's in the silo and had a fantastic time at Club 21. Today I closley examined the texture of my shower wall and realized that I have no topics for my 8:30 AM radio show. If you want actual liberal bias in your media...i got it right here... Of course instead of prepping or finding a guest tonight I am going to Spike and Mikes with the Divine Ms. W. Odds are after that I will spend a few more hours staring at my cieling listening to Amiee Mann ad nasuem. I look forward to another party production put on by rob roy. I am going to have to make up my own villian; I am thinking something along the lines of "the golfer" or something, I don't really know.If you want more news than this tune in tomorrow damnit...It was a fake bird!:http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A33090-2003Dec3?language=printer