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I would tell you about my night, but i'm late for San Francisco. more updates later tonight.because I know you are ever so interested.:How many indie kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?:what? you don't KNOW?!

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I realized why I go to Univeristy: Because normal people can't figure out how to unlock their gas tanks. So i'm in hamiliton city(this little almond growing ghetto outside of chico) getting gas and trying to get to davis on time and this middleaged guy calls me over and asks me to help him get his gas tank unlocked. I watch him for 5 minutes struggle with the damn thing before I sugest he turn the key the other way. badabing-problem solved. I'm going to popscene tonight, even though I have a radioshow at 8:30 tomorrow morning. In the name of selflish self promotion you too can tune to 90.3 kdvs and listen to me rant about how we are all bound for hell unless we repent our sinful ways. no seriously. the show is about politics. you should listen. and call in.Its like Limbaugh, only sober and gay.

14 days.

STVino: yeah...I think i'll just have to say "mom dad i'm gay."STVino: and just stare at themorderofkali: hmmmorderofkali: or you could say that you like cock in large ammounts, or many little ones all at onceSTVino: lolSTVino: well, all i know is that I have to do it before the new year for the spell to be broken.orderofkali: spell?orderofkali: will you then turn back into a conservative?possibly.

Effeminite Indie Squad...ATTACK!

I woke up this morning in a bit of a panic. 1) My grades are going to be remarkably underpar 2)I don't have a guest for my radio show friday morning and Free Speach Radio News is having all kinds of problems at KDVS. And most imporantly 3) I haven't gotten around to last years New Years resolution of telling my parents i'm gay. (thanksgiving passive agressive attempted ended rather anti-climaticially.) So how does a closeted unacademic shitty news director who is stone cold sober deal with his problems?Well, i've taken two approaches. First, I threw myself into the kitchen and made 5 Creme Brules with the help of my mom. when that didn't seem to work, I ate the creme brule for lunch and went out to the shooting range. Yes, the shooting range. I'm actually a pretty good shot, but whenever I aim for the head on the target I end up blowing giant holes in the neck. My new plan is to start the "effeminte indie guy squad" it would be something like the Mod-squad, but instead the Effem-indie guy squad would fight crime either by shooting people in the neck, or just confusing them with bands they have never heard of before burrying them in ironic thrift store shirts and deisel jeans. Things are kind of out of balance today. The one person in chico who I really need to talk to and see is no-where to be found. I think I am just going to rake some leaves.

You are a De...

You are a Deconstructionist Weirdo. Althoughostensibly originating with Derrida, thetheories of your particular school have longsince passed beyond intellegibillity; half thetime you don't even understand what you'resaying anymore. That's okay, though. You're alot more fun to party with than a bunch ofstodgy new historicists. What kind of postmodernist are you!? brought to you by QuizillaMost posting later.

detox

I am the only person -ever- who comes to Chico to sober up. News Roundup.Krugman on war profiteering:http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/16/opinion/16KRUG.html?n=Top%2fOpinion%2fEditorials%20and%20Op%2dEd%2fOp%2dEd%2fColumnistsStrom Thurmond:http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3722905/Oh this things I could do with this, A George Bush action figure and an Ann Coulter death barbie: http://www.local6.com/news/2707604/detail.htm

Ahhh, Rhetoric

Holy J. Edgar Hoover! The liberals (pronounced 'Lib-rools' by oxycontined out republican talk show hosts) are out of get us! Look over these things to make sure you are a god fearing bible thumping conservative. You may be a conservative if you think the Dixie Chicks pose a threat to national security. You may be a conservative if you think that the media covering the 25 million people in South Africa with AIDS shows their "liberal bias"You may be a conservative if you support banning gay marriage because it would destroy the sanctity and legitimacy of marriage among heterosexuals. Even if more than 5 out of 10 marriages end in divorce. You may be a conservative if place the word freedom infront of every food that starts with F. Freedom Filets, Freedom Falafel, etc...You may be conservative if you think the first president in U.S. history to go AWOL and cut veterans benefits can be a “war hero” because he plays dress up. You may be conservative if you are part of the 50% of Americans who falsely believe at least one of the 9/11 highjackers was Iraqi. You may be a conservative you support "getting tough on drugs" but are silent when it is revealed Limbaugh was dealing pills in the thousands. You may be conservative if you think Toby Keith is REAL country music. You may be a conservative if you think God put George W. Bush in the White House.You may be conservative if you go on and on about “the land of the free” but insist on banning a made for T.V. movie on Ronald Reagan. You may be conservative if you insist on naming everything you see after Ronald Reagan. You may be conservative if you cannot read the words “Congress will pass no law regarding the establishment of religion” printed right at the top of the constitution, in BIG LETTERS. You may be conservative if you feel your brand of morality is suited just fine for everyone else. You may be a conservative if you oppose abortion rights but never adopt the child of a crack addict. You may be conservative if you think invading Iraq has actually improved the United States image in the middle east. You may be conservative if you think Ronald Reagan was the son of god, even when he did that pesky sale of weapons of mass destruction to Iran to finance death squads in central America. You may be conservative if you think macarthyism was simply misunderstood. Finally, You may be a conservative if you find oral sex in the oval office impeachable, but do not think that leading a country to war on false pretenses is. By the way...how did our oil get under their soil?